Moms who love to have fun!

taailgate partay

perfectesque — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:52:47 -0700

well so I went to a football game on sunday which sounds so boring I know but we tailgated and that's why I go so that was so balls-ass fun. We never even got to the game so it was a really fun day!!!!
vodka slurpee cuddle and they got up and kept partying!!!!airplane liquor bottles have 15 or 16 and ur good 2 go
we seriously stayed so late and had a really great parking lot party. My bffs are the bestesess of the restufses!!!!

rule to live by-don't kill my party

perfectesque — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:09:55 -0700

So we did karaoke for like one second yea cuz my kids have a machine til I decided that it was too dumb for the Wednesday night party club but not before this chick totally tried to buzzkill the night with her sucky gold digging pathetic singing skillz

This chick has been trolling the area gold digging and finally jackpotted but she still is not a good singer and is way too bossy and I do not like her!!!!

and rule to live by if you're drunk don't do karaoke even I know better than that

R U In Da Club

perfectesque — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:59:26 -0700

how much do I need these? ;)

perfectesque — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:47:28 -0700

i mean hello this is a must have obviously!!!!

mercedes party

perfectesque — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 22:12:35 -0700

So we got to go to a Mercedes party for VIPs and it was way more fun than I thought it would be and everyone got butt wasted so it was all good and fun in the beachy hood I tell u what!
dude fix my car and cheers right
What's wrong with being a car fixer and slutty too right? partaytay
We was cruck ass drunk for shizzolaalachola!
Today I woke up and said where's my car but I know it's in good hands right
I love those stupid drunk mother f*ckers

A girl I know is going to marry a lying cheating piece of crap guy

perfectesque — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 21:33:01 -0700

we're not good friends but I know that it is true. Should I tell her. and how like e-mail or anonymous letter or what

new father of the year!!!!

perfectesque — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 04:37:12 -0700

It goes hands down to Matthew McRockMyWorld!
hi im a dad but I'm still a fun guy who can partay!
I can't always be with my kid I still exist as my own self who is a fun person right?
IWell so I absolutely LOVE his hotness forever and now that he's a dad he's like still so cool and that deserves admiration for sticking to himself and not changing (LIKE I THINK HOW WOMEN SHOULD BE!)
jesus god at least we can agree that he's hot as hell right!
I love you MMcC!!!!

election 08-get serious (yea right)

perfectesque — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:48:55 -0700

well so I'm gonna vote for this guy cuz he's more fun than the other guy (true!!!!)
cheers b*tches!!!!
o and he's way cuter too!
mccain is booooo-ring...................
here's to Obama mamas!!!!
but cheers either way ur voting right?

drunk *ss ex boyfriend

perfectesque — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:41:15 -0700

Well my ex has been around alot lately cuz he found out I'm getting rid of stuff we had and that he bought me. I mean it's been like 10 years so get over it by now right?
he came over last night wasted and demanded me back for the 100th time and my hubster of course was like o hells no loser. My dumb ex almost walked across PCH and u know crazies are always driving drunk on there and really fast (example-Britney Spears).
look ma no hands!!!!
I guess Im glad he's not dead (or whatever) but what a flipping mother-f idiot

so yeah my ex sucks b*lls and needs to remove himself I mean I'm married by now so please move on . dont u hate it when they hang on forever right? Booooooo-ring!

what do u think-cocktail napkin series

perfectesque — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:08:21 -0700

this is the second time my hubbypants and me got this napkin