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taailgate partay

well so I went to a football game on sunday which sounds so boring I know but we tailgated and that's why I go so that was so balls-ass fun. We never even got to the game so it was a really fun day!!!! vodka slurpee cuddle and they got up and kept partying!!!!airplane liquor bottles have 15 or 16 and ur good 2 go we seriously stayed so late and had a really great parking lot party.

rule to live by-don't kill my party

So we did karaoke for like one second yea cuz my kids have a machine til I decided that it was too dumb for the Wednesday night party club but not before this chick totally tried to buzzkill the night with her sucky gold digging pathetic singing skillz This chick has been trolling the area gold digging and finally jackpotted but she still is not a good singer and is way too bossy and I do not like her!!!! and rule to live by if you're drunk don't do karaoke even I know better than that ;)

R U In Da Club

hells 2 da yesses cheers I formed dat club word i'm boring

how much do I need these? ;)

i mean hello this is a must have obviously!!!! girrrrrrl put your printer on overtime youre gonna need a lot of em this is the best!!!! im boring so no

mercedes party

So we got to go to a Mercedes party for VIPs and it was way more fun than I thought it would be and everyone got butt wasted so it was all good and fun in the beachy hood I tell u what! dude fix my car and cheers right What's wrong with being a car fixer and slutty too right? ;) partaytay We was cruck ass drunk for shizzolaalachola!

A girl I know is going to marry a lying cheating piece of crap guy

we're not good friends but I know that it is true. Should I tell her. and how like e-mail or anonymous letter or what yes no maybe so

new father of the year!!!!

It goes hands down to Matthew McRockMyWorld! hi im a dad but I'm still a fun guy who can partay! I can't always be with my kid I still exist as my own self who is a fun person right?

election 08-get serious (yea right)

well so I'm gonna vote for this guy cuz he's more fun than the other guy (true!!!!) cheers b*tches!!!! o and he's way cuter too! mccain is booooo-ring...................

drunk *ss ex boyfriend

Well my ex has been around alot lately cuz he found out I'm getting rid of stuff we had and that he bought me. I mean it's been like 10 years so get over it by now right? he came over last night wasted and demanded me back for the 100th time and my hubster of course was like o hells no loser.

what do u think-cocktail napkin series

this is the second time my hubbypants and me got this napkin this is true! i hear u mama! i'm boring