The other thing is you can't get 'too wasted' in case they wake us sick, or there is a hospital trip needed.

Well, maybe you should have possibly waited to have children? Or maybe they should take more priority in your life than "getting wasted"? Just a thought...

I'm not so sure about your decisions as a parent....on your children's profiles their favorite shows are Sex and The City and Flavor of Love? Aren't they all under 9 yrs. old.?
Come on you're pulling our legs aren't you?

I think you are brave to come out with this and maybe it would be time to think about asking for some help....you might be isolated, I'm not sure.... but your not alone.

You might need to get some intervention...... I really hope you consider that ..... at some point you will have too....

Take good care of yourself and your children. They are trying to tell you something!!!

Well from the looks of your girls in that Seaworld photo in your family album it won't be long before you can take them out partying with you! I'm telling you, they are SO TALL for a five and an eight year old, what are you feeding them growth hormones or something? LOL It's almost like they're completely different kids to the ones on your profile page, but who would post other people's kids as their own, right?? That would be CRAZY!

Almost as crazy as getting wasted when your darlings are asleep, or posting stupid blogs about getting wasted when your darlings are asleep to piss people off. But who would do that, right?? LOL, you're a blast, you, me and Kate Moss should go on the tear sometime!!

Chin chin!

Wow!!! I've got five kids, but what the hay, I'll go on a binge with you!!!

Cool! I'll get my cats to babysit. They're real responsible but you gotta promise to leave them a fridge full of beer and the car keys in case they need to go out and get some more. Hic! My cats are party animals, just like their momma

Oh, oh! Party animals, geddit?? LMFAO! LOL, I crack me up, I'm an absolute panic!

Man I wish I knew where you lived so I could call Family Services! Now they really know how to party!!!!

I think you should have thought about the 'problem with having kids' before you had them! Cheers

hell....my mom used to be my entertainment when she was drunk.......

I know how u feel! I have the same problem.